I Have a Cat

I have a cat claw on my chest
and a million miles to go.
And my life lies before me.
"Cat, get up, my life lies before me!"
"Muaw, muaw, mrmrmrmr"
"Shsh cat, my life lies before me.
Silly thing why do I talk to you?"
"Muaw, muaw, mrmrmrmr.""
"Shsh,you could melt a man's
heart with that infernal racket!
you could melt iron."
"Mrmrmrmrmr."
"Oh fine you can stay...
I suppose I could throw the thing off."
"Mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr."
"Oh shh, I am thinking..."
"Mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr."
"Goodbye silly thing.
Ouf, there I've done it
that cat is gone and won't be back in a hurry."
"Muaw, muaw."
"Why are you back so soon?"
'Muaw."
"You may stay if you are good."
"Rrrrrr."
"Fine."
"Rrrrrr."
"You don't have to I supp... OW!
You cat! Why did you bite me?"
"Mrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr."
"Friends now? Shake?"
"Muaw, muaw."
(Interpretation: "I am NOT a dog!")


THE END